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Things that are healthier than playing Trimps:

  • Trump
  • Cocaine
  • Weed
  • Crystal meth
  • Fentanyl
  • Heroin
  • Opium
  • Amphetamine
  • MDMA
  • Flunitrazepam
  • GHB
  • Ketamine
  • PCP
  • LSD
  • Mescaline
  • Psilocybin
  • Steroids
  • Tide pods
  • Swallowing gasoline
  • Tobacco
  • Smoking
  • Cyanide
  • Your mom
  • Diesel fuel
  • Engine oil
  • Poisonous mushrooms
  • Getting bitten by rattlesnakes
  • Pufferfish
  • Crack cocaine
  • Jet fuel
  • Vodka
  • Gin
  • Baijiu
  • Tequila
  • Rum
  • Whisky
  • Brandy
  • Red wine
  • White wine
  • Beer
  • Andrew Scheer
  • Hard cider
  • Mead
  • Richard Nixon
  • The USSR
  • Joseph Stalin
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Dad jokes
  • Overdoses
  • Corrupt governments
  • Hallucinogens
  • CNS depressants
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