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What is Trimps?

You stupid, stupid person. Why would you play this game? You could be doing something productive, but instead you decide to play this moronic game.

Even McDonald's is healthier than this stupid game.

Click here to find out more!

Time you spend playing Trimps	Your IQ
1 hour	90
2 hours	80
3 hours	Mentally ill
4 hours	Below Trump

Fun Facts

Hi! Trimps is a game where you waste your time doing stupid things. Here are some fun facts!

Trimps is as addictive as cocaine, but without the health benefits.
You have no life.
The developers have no life.
Both you & the developers are depressed.

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-==External links==
-* [https://www.kongregate.com/games/GreenSatellite/trimps Play on Kongregate]
-* [https://trimps.github.io/indexKong.html Play on Github & share save file with the Kongregate version]
-* [https://trimps.github.io/ Play on Githud]
-* [https://www.kongregate.com/forums/11405-trimps Trimps Kongregate forums]
-* [https://www.reddit.com/r/trimps Trimps Subreddit]
-* [https://github.com/Trimps/Trimps.github.io Browse the source code]
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+You stupid, stupid person. Why would you play this game? You could be doing something productive, but instead you decide to play this moronic game.
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-==Welcome to the Trimps Wiki==
-Trimps is a resource management, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incremental_game incremental] game developed by [http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/GreenSatellite GreenSatellite], where players control a society of impish creatures called [[Trimp (species)|Trimps]]. With them, the player must venture through [[zones]] and [[maps]], defeating a plethora of [[Imps|bad guys]] in order to obtain [[loot]] and unlock [[upgrades]] to further their advancement as a society. A journey of conquest and discovery awaits you!
+Even McDonald's is healthier than this stupid game.
-The latest patch is 5.0.0. Adding the [[Radon Universe]]/U2 which includes new challenges, [[achievements]], a new [[Heirloom]] rarity, a Heirloom overhaul, and more!
+Click [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ here] to find out more!
-The game is completely open-source. Click on the external links to either play on Kongregate or the main Trimps site, check out the source code for the game, or participate on discussions on Reddit or Discord.
+{| class="article-table"
+!Time you spend playing Trimps
+!Your IQ
+|-
+|1 hour
+|90
+|-
+|2 hours
+|80
+|-
+|3 hours
+|Mentally ill
+|-
+|4 hours
+|Below Trump
+|}
+== Fun Facts ==
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+Hi! Trimps is a game where you waste your time doing stupid things. Here are some fun facts!
+* Trimps is as addictive as cocaine, but without the health benefits.
+* You have no life.
+* The developers have no life.
+* Both you & the developers are depressed.
-[[File:Trimps_example_beginning.png|center|600px]]
-== Become a contributor! ==
-Hi! Trimps is a game that receives frequent updates, thus this wiki requires frequent maintaining. '''''[[MediaWiki:Community-to-do-list|Check out the To do List]]'''''.
-If you're interested in being an active contributor, or just want to know our few guidelines, here are a few things you can look at. It would be of great help if you could follow these guidelines.
-* [[Guide to adding new pages|Simple guide to adding new pages]].
-* [[community:Help:Links|Add hyperlinks]] to common keywords which have their corresponding pages.
-* Use correct punctuation and grammar.
-* If you're writing a guide, follow and acknowledge the [[Guide#Rules|guide posting rules]].
-* Linking to external documents in pages (not sources, but user made documents) is prohibited and may get your source removed from the page. This is because these are impossible to track for changes from the wikia's environment. These are still okay in comments, however.
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